Sometimes, I feel like an alien...

This blog is itemized for convenience.
Sometimes, while living in Indiana, I feel like an alien in my own community for the following reasons...

Justified or not, I believe it's indicative of quickly approaching "I'm turning 30 countdown."

In the Midwest I can be classified as alien because...

1. I'm nearly 30 and am not married.

2. I've never had a baby and unlike some I'm not "working on it." (A future blog will be about the phenomenon of "We're trying.") :) (Giggles- I can't wait to write that one now!)

3. My career and education have become an almost obsessive compulsion which freaks me out sometimes.

4. I don't have a minivan or an SUV.

5. I don't own a home.

6. I don't tan well.

7. I can't play euchre.

8. I don't have a Wii or a game system.

9. I just learned to play Corn Hole and Hillbilly Golf.

10. I've never been to The Brass Rail or the Shang.
(Yes, I'm laughing.)

11. I drive a Dodge Stratus. (This makes me weird all by itself.) Hee hee.

12. I only have one credit card and hate online banking.

13. I do not harbor any affections for Dale Earnhart, Jeff Gordon, or Peyton Manning.
Don't care. Just...don't...care.

14. I HATE Budweiser.
Worst beer EVER.

15. Car seats for children intimidate me. Seriously. I am afraid I'll do it wrong.
Everytime.

16. White bread makes me feel like throwing up.
Wonder Bread....eeeewww gross.

17. I am not a Wal-martian. Let's be clear.

18. I didn't vote for Obama.

19. I won't read manuals for things like cars, cell phones, cameras. I can't use any appliance or technology trinket to its full potential because of it.

20. I'm beginning to loathe Country music.

21. I don't think your tractor is sexy.
And I realize just how old that saying is.
I don't dig Kenny Chesney either. See #20.

22. Twilight didn't do it for me.

23. Bachelorette parties scare me to death. Dead serious.
I mean...why does everything have to be made of wieners!?

24. I don't drink Oliver wine.

25. I see now need for a 'souped up' Chevy, Dodge, or Ford truck.
Why the wheels have to outsize the frame, I will never know.
:)

Until next time, Nah-noo, nah-noo.
Beam me up.

:)